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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:55

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Scottie Scheffler's Wife Meredith Scheffler Gets Strong Message From PGA Tour Golfer - Athlon Sports
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Still no good.
Sam Burns leads US Open with 65 and avoids calamity at Oakmont - AP News
Then came..
Loons and Moons
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
share office space ...
Live From: 125th U.S. Open Championship Final Qualifying - Metropolitan Golf Association
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Famous 'ice-age puppies' are not actually dogs, according to new study - Earth.com
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Can red light therapy improve blood circulation?
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!